Make like Link and grab your green hat, your Master Sword and your... Hylian Shield mug? Surely even the Hero of Time needs to start his day with a nice cup of tea what with all the princess saving he has to do. 

The nostalgia boner that sprung up when I came across this time-killer again. I would spend hours on this when I was a kid and I mean hours. Was never able to beat it of course what with my blunderous hands and lack of patience. 

Sometimes when I sit there by my computer eating bourbons whilst catching up on the latest Eastenders I think to myself "Wow, I wish I had a miniature astro-mech droid sitting on my desk to clean up all these crumbs." Well now I can with this R2D2 Desktop Hoover.

Wake up to a self-motivational message from you past self (or an unreadable message from your drunken self) and leave yourself inspirational quotes, reminders or -if it helps- insults. But we all know that whoever buys this will inevitably use this to draw some sort of phallic symbol.

Sometimes when I wake up at 2 in the morning I want to write a spontaneous blog post but I don't want to be blinded by the big light in my room. Bright Idea! How about a dimmer light bulb that you plug into your laptop? Brilliant.

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